'There once was a Catholic dandy...'
There once was a Catholic dandy;
Collar-pins and cufflinks were his candy.
As he fixed his tie-dimple,
He thought: ‘Here’s a temple
So furnished as God might command me!’
What are you trying to tell me, Walker Percy?
What’s that? You want me to finish The Last Gentlemen now that your dear wife has passed? Sorry pal, there’s just no market for it. (I suspect it was a telemarketer. But seeing as how I didn’t pick up, I’ll never know for sure.)
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