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Middle aged white dude writes crappy pop chorus for young female singer

Don’t call me a ho/ ‘Cuz what I got you can’t afford/I ain’t movin’ on your money/And your braggin’s got me bored/You gotta chain me to your heart/Before you tie me to the bed/If you’re looking for a bitch/Better get a dog instead

Things are getting interesting

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A sort of reverse baptism?

A press that liked us on Facebook

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Wiseblood Books!

A book Potter ought to be in.

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Excerpt over at The Millions .

A line Lickona ought to have wrote.

The two were in that happy stage of inebriation in which genius and fellowship were magnified.

A story Webb ought to of wrote

“I ain’t takin’ you for no kid,” answered Potter. His heels had not moved an inch backward. “I’m takin’ you for a damn fool. I tell you I ain’t got a gun, and I ain’t. If you’re goin’ to shoot me up, you better begin now. You’ll never get a chance like this again.” more

"The great chandeliers hang silent."

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Courtesy of Longreads.com , a story in People magazine (!) on Nabokov at the Montreaux Palace Hotel. The ’70s were different. [ Photo source ]

New from the Korrektiv Kocktail Handbook

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Gotterdammerung: 1 shot tequila, 2 shots orange juice, 3/4 shot maraschino cherry juice. A tequila sunrise has Grenadine. This is more of a tequila twilight. OF THE GODS.

Panic in the Streets

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  As if in anticipation of the Korrektiv’s journey to New Orleans, The AV Club’s recently departed film editor Scott Tobias offers a kind assessment of The Moviegoer ‘s icon of certification.

New Rule Y'all

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It's true what they say about approaching forty years of age...

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…you really do start to hate Potter for being such a skinny so and so. Never mind, here’s a poem. Robert Frost Rhymed at any cost To avoid the letdown Of tennis with net down.

Sirach at 70

Sirach finished his 70th year And found he found it hard to hear The toasts that all his loved ones gave – But swore they all mentioned the grave. The sons that he had helped to raise The daughters he had heaped with praise “Their voices blend and dully mumble But I am sure I caught a grumble: ‘It’s true that he has blessed us greatly But exactly what has he done for us lately?’ My wife, the apple of my eye Seems to wish I’d up and die The eyes that said that she adored me Now make me feel a bull has gored me.” Sirach looked around the room And felt a growing sense of gloom. “This family that I helped create Seems to find it hard to wait To put me six feet underground Or somewhere else I won’t be found What can I do? Have I a choice?” Just then, he heard a still, small voice A Holy Spirit that inspired him To write before the family fired him. “This trick? I call it Old Reliable Put this in the family Biable: ‘Take ...

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So moved was he by her angel face He bought his condoms by the case But though his love was never spent He had to give a thought to rent   His ardor burned beyond all measure His only joy – to give her pleasure But lest his fund for love should fail He got his Jimmy hats on sale

Oddfellows Local 151

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Where Pee Wee sits upon the wall to preach. And yes, I am pleased as rum punch that we’ve broken 150 Facebook fans.  

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So The New Yorker has a story online about that Amina Tyler, the topless Tunisian teenage feminist Facebook activist . [Toplessness follows after the jump.]

Korrektiv: the Secret Diary Part of Today's Internet, or Jazz in the '80s, or both?

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Ken: We are now 20 years into the World Wide Web. That’s like from Elvis to the Sex Pistols, or Chuck Berry to Hotel California . What was good that we lost, and what was bad that we lost, and where is the secret diary part of the Internet today, the equivalent to zines or underground radio? Tony: We lost the blogosphere. It was vibrant and rich and ever changing and filled with interesting design and BlogAds and PayPal and Amazon wishlists. That’s pretty much gone. Today it feels like jazz in the ’80s compared to jazz in the ’50s. Those who are doing it know that this isn’t the time to be doing it. But either they can’t stop or they’re doing it for the right reasons. That’s the good thing, if you’re blogging in 2013 you’re probably doing it out of love—certainly not for audience or money. So that’s good. “Certainly not for audience or money.” Well, we’ve got that part down. Source.

March's Lovely Asymptotes

The property line melts into forest, its late winter browns Like a beast’s pelt; oaks hunched like sleeping bear; Beech and birch extend into ugly candid possum hair, And elms and maples muster into a passel of woodchuck. The air waited on first signs of spring, curling up like smoke Through your lips – petals thin as pencils, yet capable of shape And form; they’re forced into a smile by a late March sleep Being much too late for April showers. The ice is glassed Over, bonding yesterday afternoon’s puddles into a crust, The gouged march of cattle habitual for bleak pasture; The frozen prints are filmy, each a black and white fish-eyed fissure That gazes up from feathery hooks to ultimate grey; outside We’ve come to test the meadows and taste the weather, greyed As tombs. Embraced by down and wool, we try hard to ignore The vestiges of conversational winter, snow that quipped before In patches defers now to gelid mud. The quiet of the fire In the parlor stove lives on – but questions ha...

'... called Emmanuel.'

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From the Armadio degli Argenti of Blessed John of Fiesole, OP (Fra Angelico), c. 1450 ‘Sign you ask none, but sign the Lord will give you. Maid shall be with child, and shall bear a son, that shall be called Emmanuel. ‘ Isaiah 7:14

The Pump Organ

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Albert G. Keene, carpenter, had planned to move his young family south that very day, to sunny California, a more prosperous land, and a lot warmer. He transferred a vast array of their household belongings from the dock to the Alameda , within a circle traced in chalk by the captain, as the boundary of their estate. The family pump organ was the only freight left on the wharf. The cautious captain feared the approaching fire and tarred timber of the dock like the long fuse of a bomb for his ship. A window of mere moments appeared, so Keene began pulling the organ up the plank— the captain had signaled. The organ fell. Sank.

Fire on the Waterfront

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With the wind blowing from the north, the fire wasn’t expected to advance in that direction. But wood is worth as much as wind to the spark, and grants it more air later—plenty of each below street level. The fire crept at a slow and steady pace through basements along the waterfront, through vents and even doorways, entirely unobserved. Under the wharfing, it spread beneath the street and blacksmith shop, then carved its way to Kenyon Block to wreathe the entire waterfront district. Every quay and warehouse crumpled into the bay.

Angelico Sighting!

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I mean, given that tagline under his avatar, this has gotta be him, right?